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Post Info TOPIC: **Holymagica: A Critique** (Unabridged)


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**Holymagica: A Critique** (Unabridged)




** The following is a Creative Writing piece covered under Freedom Of Speech. All "captures" used without expressed permission,
as part of Public Domain, and intended not for monetary gain but for
educational and ENTERTAINMENT purposes.
All complaints should be directed to the makers of Screen Hunter software.



This literary "work in progress" is devoted to the most
insightful, enlightening words of "His Highness"
Holymagica as witnessed throughout the internet.


Feel free to add comments and examples....







-- Edited by iBeaux at 08:33, 2008-04-06

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RE: Holymagica: A Critique (Unabridged Version)




WHAT SAY YOU?



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"Fundamentalism"

The term has been used to characterize religious advocates as clinging to a stubborn, entrenched position that defies reasoned argument or contradictory evidence

You can gather from the illustration that Holymagica, in his own words, admits to using his twisted form of fundamentalism to "rule over" [people, characters, trolls, dwarves, gnomes], yet later admits to not needing a "book of rules," specifically the Bible, to tell him "whats right or whats wrong."

This is coming from a man (loose term) who widely preaches and enforces RULES, RULES, RULES on the members of the message boards he oversees!!


Could Holymagica be considered a contradiction? a hypocrite?





-- Edited by iBeaux at 10:17, 2008-04-05

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RE: **Holymagica: A Critique** (Unabridged)





ART THOU WORTHY?


I like to refer to the following exhibits as "The Janis Files." Granted almost a whole year had passed between the first post and the second, but even taking that into consideration you have to wonder if Holymagica knows what he's talking about, or indeed a walking contradiction as posed previously?

Perhaps he just seized the opportunity to show his most awesome knowledge of obscure dead singers at the cost of disrespecting a greater Rock Legend?


There is no end to the brilliance and awe.....



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-- Edited by iBeaux at 11:03, 2008-04-05

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WHO MADE WHO?


In the beginning was the Internet
and a Great Force created Utopia and the Elite Fan Experience...
All was patterned by that which is Holy.


Compare and contrast the two illustrations below.
Pay special attention to the "Author," "Last Post," and the stats/numbers for "Replies" and "Views."


A great mind once said,
"Those who don't play well with others, play with themselves!"




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-- Edited by iBeaux at 12:53, 2008-04-05

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You've been busy, iBeaux. smile

As for the last 2 captures showing HM being the majority poster, I don't feel as bad about all my posts here.

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The GATES of HolyMagica have been smashed down by the DaMB!

Much to the chagrin of HolyMagica I'm sure.

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iBeaux wrote:



ART THOU WORTHY?



Art, are you worth it?



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artcinco wrote:

You've been busy, iBeaux. smile

As for the last 2 captures showing HM being the majority poster, I don't feel as bad about all my posts here.

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You shouldn't - although they say quality is more important than quantity, at least you have both qualities whereas Hm has neither!


Check this out, one of his boards has been open just over a year and the person who's user stats are displayed below has posted nearly 6000 times! I've seen him bragging all over the internet about how many boards he Admin/Mods and how he has to turn boards away who want him soooooooo bad. He must have a ****ty homelife to devote so much time to message boards.

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-- Edited by iBeaux at 07:36, 2008-04-06

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FUN WITH BOB & SNOOKER:

LEXICAL & SYNTACTIC AMBIGUITY IN THE UK?


Is Bob a "personal" person, a noun or a personified verb? Likewise, is snooker a misspelled "personal" person noun, a noun or a VERY "personal" action verb? In a world where the heirarchy and members of private clubs and communities often share "secret codes" and have their own lingo, just what can be interpreted from the following: illustrations:


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-- Edited by iBeaux at 17:23, 2008-04-05

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NO SH*ITE SHERLOCK!


It is not the intention or duty of this author to report possible breachment of an International Peace Agreement but I will give forewarning, what you are about to read may cause Scotland Yard to "red flag" this website. Why? If the following illustration is perceived to be more than just the post writers illiteracy and/or reckless disregard of the English language, we all may be witness to the purchase/sale of warfare weaponry on EBAY!


Perhaps it was merely some special software that causes a person's PC to blow up when they click on/enter a website they have been banned from?

That means "mines" PC and your PC may be at risk!!




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-- Edited by iBeaux at 18:21, 2008-04-05

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VIAGRA-VATING WORDS

It takes a lot of courage to make a statement like this in public!



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-- Edited by iBeaux at 07:38, 2008-04-06

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Nope wrote:

 

iBeaux wrote:


ART THOU WORTHY?



Art, are you worth it?

 




 



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For the record, I don't have the same problems with HM or Devin that you do. True, I wouldn't run any message board in the same manner they do (and I have told HM that directly in several PMs.) But that's why we have this board, isn't it? Now, here, we can post exactly what we want - as is evidenced by your expose' of HM's message board antics as well as my screen captures of his goofy correspondence with a certain anonymous but strangely familiar fan.

I would hope that in the long term this board will grow as people like us become unhappy with the policies of the other boards. As new Dio fans discover the wonderful world of Dio fandom, they'll have 3 choices now (4+ if you count AMD, Scot's Yahoo group, etc.)

Although we want to believe that all Dio fans are fearless and tough, there are those who will enjoy the "safeguards" offered by the DuMB and the official board. Let them have their joy. They probably also love the V-Chip and have programmed it to censor all their TV programs. My grandmother would think so - were she alive today.

The idealists, risk takers, trolls and sh#t-stirrers will always be welcome here.

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Thanks Squid for your comments.

However, for the record, let me clarify or re-emphasize my words or Disclaimer in the first post of this thread. My critique of Holymagica's words/actions is for ENTERTAINMENT purposes. One can hear more cruel and offensive things said about those in the public eye when they tune in to Carlos Mencia, Leno, Letterman, O'Brien, Mad Tv etc...on any given night. Holymagica has joined the ranks of several fans who post in various online Groups and message boards across the internet. He has reached "celebrity status" along with such people as TeRRy, F*uckin' KEN, Squidhammer, Artcinco, PippiLongstocking, DevinMacgregor, TAP, DTLemons, Dusthead, the WEREO, and the list goes on....What is unfortunate for Holymagica and Devin is their celebrity status involves tyrany, hypocrtical actions/words, contradictions, and out right blatant disregard for other people's right to an opinion.

What I am merely doing is pointing out the obvious in what is intended to be a comical fashion. As if I haven't been and still remain a target for scrutiny and comic relief myself? Come on, Im a woman who labeled one of my own pictures in Scott's CalJam photo album as "camera SLUT." The difference "may be" in knowing where to draw the line. What is funny/odd/strange about certain peoples words/actions and what is considered slander, cruelty and reprehensible.

People need to lighten up if they can't take a little criticism/scrutiny, especially when their actions should prompt anyone to say "what's up with this dude?" It was my understanding that this message board was created to allow Freedom of Speech and Expression unlike other message boards/communities that continue to squash freedom and ban people for what mostly amounts to "having fun." There is no hate involved in pointing out that Holymagica and DevinMacgregor are two totally f*ucked up individuals!! LOL

The title of this thread should be an obvious indicator from the get go. If someone doesn't want to see a Critique of someone who has by his own words and actions supplied plenty of comical material, then they should choose to rread elsewhere. If Holymagica doesnt want people laughing at and pointing out his idiotic behavior then maybe he should step back and take a look at how he conducts himself in the Public Domain.





-- Edited by iBeaux at 09:28, 2008-04-06

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iBo,

I don't want you to get the wrong impression. I welcome your posts.

I was just pointing out that this board doesn't exist solely to criticize the mods at other boards. It exists because an open forum for Dio fans is necessary.




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