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Speed Racer vs. Iron Man


I went to the show twice yesterday.

Speed Racer - 1 Squid
The most accurate review of this movie said "it has something for every age group to hate." A simple plot made overly complicated by pointless storytelling devices is made even worse by repetitive action sequences that have absolutely no drama.

Some major problems:

John Goodman as Pops Racer - has none of the fire that made the cartoon Pops funny. He doesn't talk fast or yell. He does pick a guy up and spin him, though.

Ricci as Trixie - she looks old for the role.

The plot would have been a lot better if they had just taken the original plot from the series pilot ("The plans for the Mach 5 are written in invisible ink on the windshield of the Mach 5!")

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Rating for homo-eroticism:

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Iron Man - 5 Squids
This movie gives Spiderman 2 a run for its money as best superhero movie ever. The writing is very good; the pacing is pretty much perfect. The special effects and sound are as good as I've seen and are very artful. Robert Downey's delivery is very improvisational (whether he is improvising or just delivering scripted lines in an improvisational way.)

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Any Mammoth Car in the Speed Racer movie?

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artcinco wrote:

Any Mammoth Car in the Speed Racer movie?




Did you see a 5 Squid rating??? 



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squidhammer wrote:

 

artcinco wrote:

Any Mammoth Car in the Speed Racer movie?




Did you see a 5 Squid rating???

 




whisper.gif Art, beware, that's a trick question. Technically there are no visual squids (only literal) in his reviews...LOL nana.gif



-- Edited by iBeaux at 07:42, 2008-05-12

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iBeaux wrote:

 

squidhammer wrote:

 

artcinco wrote:

Any Mammoth Car in the Speed Racer movie?




Did you see a 5 Squid rating???

 




whisper.gif Art, beware, that's a trick question. Technically there are no visual squids (only literal) in his reviews...LOL nana.gif



-- Edited by iBeaux at 07:42, 2008-05-12

 




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I seen ironman.
it was pretty good.
I wish someone else would have played the part besides a gay guy!
Homo super hereos!lol

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Didnt know Robert Downey Jr is gay...wow...LOL

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curseofdisobedience wrote:

I seen ironman.
it was pretty good.
I wish someone else would have played the part besides a gay guy!
Homo super hereos!lol




*completely and utterly baffled*



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EoinArmstrong wrote:

 

curseofdisobedience wrote:

I seen ironman.
it was pretty good.
I wish someone else would have played the part besides a gay guy!
Homo super hereos!lol




*completely and utterly baffled*

 




 c.o.d will do that to you sometimes...occasionally salmon will too! LOL Just joking around!! Yeah Im baffled too. I know Downey Jr had a really bad battle with drugs but I never knew he was a pole smoker. Wow!



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iBeaux wrote:

 

squidhammer wrote:

 

artcinco wrote:

Any Mammoth Car in the Speed Racer movie?




Did you see a 5 Squid rating???

 




whisper.gif Art, beware, that's a trick question. Technically there are no visual squids (only literal) in his reviews...LOL nana.gif



-- Edited by iBeaux at 07:42, 2008-05-12

 




 Oh sure, make me look like Im crazy...now there's some Squid's there...LOL It's a good thing Art and this board are nothing like Holy Magica's tyranical country club (Official Dio Message Board) or you'd be receiving a WARNING followed by an impending BANNING series of private messsages. biggrin



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iBeaux wrote:

 

Oh sure, make me look like Im crazy...now there's some Squid's there...LOL It's a good thing Art and this board are nothing like Holy Magica's tyranical country club (Official Dio Message Board) or you'd be receiving a WARNING followed by an impending BANNING series of private messsages. biggrin

 



 

 

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artcinco wrote:

 

iBeaux wrote:

 

Oh sure, make me look like Im crazy...now there's some Squid's there...LOL It's a good thing Art and this board are nothing like Holy Magica's tyranical country club (Official Dio Message Board) or you'd be receiving a WARNING followed by an impending BANNING series of private messsages. biggrin

 




 

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 Hope that's not your way of saying my post is 5 times gayer than usual? LOL



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iBeaux wrote:

 

artcinco wrote:

 

iBeaux wrote:

 

Oh sure, make me look like Im crazy...now there's some Squid's there...LOL It's a good thing Art and this board are nothing like Holy Magica's tyranical country club (Official Dio Message Board) or you'd be receiving a WARNING followed by an impending BANNING series of private messsages. biggrin

 




 

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Hope that's not your way of saying my post is 5 times gayer than usual? LOL

 



 

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   First movie I seen all year was Iron Man last Sat. It was good and they left out Ozzy's vocals at the end when the Sabbath song played. Looks like even Hollywood has given up on the Prince of Darkness. biggrin

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