Yeah, I know that you nerds don't like it. But it really is. Chris Holmes at the pool. Ozzy can't pour orange juice. Odin is the greatest band of all time. And Paul Stanley is not a homo even if he's faking it with those four women on the bed.
Decline of Western Civilization II is better than sex that you had with two-teeth whore.
I mean, really...? First Nikki Sixx, then you marry Chris ****ing Holmes?
I love Lita Ford. I really do. ****ing hot chick.
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